Friday, February 12, 2010

Boobs are fantastic, even the plastic

So this morning I logged into my YouTube subscription page and watched pretty much the most important video I'll ever watch in my life...a video about boobs.

If you are a YT makeup/shopping vid junkie like me then you may have once stumbled upon Lorraine TheCurrentCustom on YT and instantly have thought "Damn, nice boobs."

In lieu of Valentine's day she's made a video about the best bras, how to highlight boobs, and most importantly how to correctly size up your boobs.

Now, I don't know how many times I've read the little diagrams and blurbs about how to find your bra size but I do know one thing. No matter how many times or which places I read it [from the Limited Too Dressing room to Cosmopolitan Mag] I never quite understood it. Thankfully, in this vid she does not only take you step by step but straight shows you on herself step by step, her 32D boobies and all.

Behold the magic

Now on a personal note. I've always had a love-hate relationship with my boobs. [But really dislike because frankly, who hates boobs?] I love that I have something even though it makes me wonder if the alphabet really does begin with A. Mostly, I dislike that they don't really bounce, or push up, or fill into the cleavage zone of my clothes, or cause traffic accidents...[ok ok, maybe just pedestrian collisions]

And while I know that bigger boobs carry with it saggyness, hurtful bouncifullness, and back pain, could a 36B really hurt me ? :P I am a dreamer but I am realistic. 5 feet and 100 so lbs do not a set of juicy Cs make, ya feel?

So here's to boobs, they are fantastic, even the plastic. Rock on!

*scuttles to find measuring tape for fun

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

MAC Spring Colour Forecast Preview Event w/ Brents

So Tuesday, me and Brents headed over to Del Amo to join in on all the fun at the MAC store for the preview of their newest Spring Colour Forecast Collection. To learn more about it, click here.

It's basically four mini collections in the theme colors of Pink, Coral, Plum and Amber. Coral and Plum def stood out to us the most so we both picked out one little goody to take home 'for the memories' haha. There were cocktails [unfortunately you had to show I.D.], canapes, and a bunch of models serving and looking pretty.

This is us waiting in line for get rung up for our purchases and post having the MAs put test out all the make up on Brents.

Woot! I can't wait until I get invited to another one of these!